Mike Pence To Handle A Bit More Than Typical Veep, Like ‘Domestic Policy And Foreign Policy’

It's a good thing Mike Pence isn't a power-hungry jerk. At least we hope he isn't because if Donald Trump wins in November, Pence will run things while Trump golfs. … [Read more...]

Come, Listen To Yr Wonkette Drink Beer And Talk RNC Shenanigans!

Want to hear how gay yr Wonkette sounds? CLICK HERE. … [Read more...]

Switch To Clean Energy, Help The Earth And Your Wonkette All At Once With One Non-Weird Trick

Here's a company that's using the good ol' free market to expand the reach of clean wind power. You want to save the planet, don't you? … [Read more...]

Maya Rudolph Plays The Butter Tub Better Than You Do. Your Weekly Dance Party!


Smart Donald Trump Picks Perfect Moment To Seek Legal Vengeance For Staffers’ Sex Affair Story

With days to go before the GOP convention, Donald Trump picked the perfect time to sue a former staffer to shut him up about a sex affair between senior staffers. Wait, a SEX AFFAIR BETWEEN SENIOR STAFFERS? … [Read more...]

Cleveland’s Big, Gay Trumpkin Party Will Be Full Of Hate, Hair, And Pamela Geller

Dead Breitbart’s fabulous Trumpkin poster child for lady hating, Milo Yiannopoulos, will be using Cleveland to gather a cadre of D-List Bond villains to remind the world that they’re here, they’re queer, and they have enough white power to get rid of all the spooky Muslims. If you thought Milo’s college tour was a shit-show, … [Read more...]

New Guy On N.C. Board Of Education Will Save Kids From Sex Books, Like Isabel Allende’s

North Carolina's state Board of Education has a brand new member -- a rightwing Christian who thinks a modern classic by Isabel Allende is nothing more than a "sex book." … [Read more...]

Log Cabin Republicans Shocked (Shocked!) At The GOP’s Gay-Hating Platform

Perhaps their log cabins have no windows? … [Read more...]

Why Do I Have An Erection When Speaking In Tongues? A Wonksplainer

A new series where Wonkette helps the internet find the answers it's really looking for! … [Read more...]

Wonkette Wingnut Boyfriend Bradlee Dean Has Some Demons To Show Us, In His Pants

Are you prepared for the coming demonic apocalypse? WELL WHY AREN'T YOU? … [Read more...]

Dammit, Loretta Lynch Won’t Put Hillary Clinton In Email Jail Either!

Probably because Hillary bribed her, ayup, that's the ticket, you bet. … [Read more...]

Let’s Have A Dolly Parton Dance Party, Because #ShesWithHer (Probably)

You come listen to these Dolly Parton songs right now! And also the rest of your Dance Party songs! … [Read more...]

House Republican Dingbats Find New Thing To Investigate, And It Is House Democrats!

Did you know the House Democrats' gun control sit-in was very rude and against the rules? Let's punish them! … [Read more...]

Hillary Clinton Got Some Bernie Sanders In Her ‘Free College For Most’ Proposal

Free college for most! Tiny American flags for others! … [Read more...]

Paul Ryan Says Hillary Clinton Too Dangerous For CIA Briefings, Trump Just Fine

Paul Ryan would prefer that Hillary Clinton not know America's secrets. Or at least not any that she didn't already know after four years as Secretary of State. … [Read more...]

Fox News’s Gretchen Carlson Allegedly Fired For Refusing To Bang Roger Ailes On His Penis

Carlson shockingly alleges in a lawsuit that Fox News is a really sexist, bad place for women. Who knew??? … [Read more...]

Donald Trump Hearts Saddam Hussein

Donald Trump thinks Saddam Hussein was an admirable role model for dealing with terrorists, because he got the job done. Why would anyone have a problem with a simple factual statement like that? … [Read more...]

Elizabeth Warren Hell-Raising On Senate Floor: ‘Who Do You Work For?’ (Citigroup, Duh)

Elizabeth Warren did a bit of outreach to Republicans today, urging them to remove from the omnibus budget bill that rollback of part of the Dodd-Frank financial reform law that we covered earlier today. If you really oppose government bailouts, she said, then why on earth would you vote for this measure that would allow FDIC insurance to bail out banks that lose money on derivatives trades … [Read more...]