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Trump Idiot Katrina Pierson So Mad Libtard Dallas Morning News Endorsed First Dem In 75 Years

Have you read the Dallas Morning News's endorsement of Hillary? It is excellent! … [Read more...]

Rick Santorum As Purty IRL As He Is On The Television

Jonah Goldberg is in this bar right now but we haven't decided how to sexxxily start a conversation yet. … [Read more...]

Ain’t No Dance Party Like An RNC Dance Party

YOU COME LISTEN TO THESE SONGS RIGHT NOW! … [Read more...]

Come, Listen To Yr Wonkette Drink Beer And Talk RNC Shenanigans!

Want to hear how gay yr Wonkette sounds? CLICK HERE. … [Read more...]

Maya Rudolph Plays The Butter Tub Better Than You Do. Your Weekly Dance Party!

YOU COME LISTEN TO THESE SONGS RIGHT NOW. … [Read more...]

Why Do I Have An Erection When Speaking In Tongues? A Wonksplainer

A new series where Wonkette helps the internet find the answers it's really looking for! … [Read more...]

Wonkette Wingnut Boyfriend Bradlee Dean Has Some Demons To Show Us, In His Pants

Are you prepared for the coming demonic apocalypse? WELL WHY AREN'T YOU? … [Read more...]

Dammit, Loretta Lynch Won’t Put Hillary Clinton In Email Jail Either!

Probably because Hillary bribed her, ayup, that's the ticket, you bet. … [Read more...]

Let’s Have A Dolly Parton Dance Party, Because #ShesWithHer (Probably)

You come listen to these Dolly Parton songs right now! And also the rest of your Dance Party songs! … [Read more...]

House Republican Dingbats Find New Thing To Investigate, And It Is House Democrats!

Did you know the House Democrats' gun control sit-in was very rude and against the rules? Let's punish them! … [Read more...]

Fox News’s Gretchen Carlson Allegedly Fired For Refusing To Bang Roger Ailes On His Penis

Carlson shockingly alleges in a lawsuit that Fox News is a really sexist, bad place for women. Who knew??? … [Read more...]