Trump Makes America Great Again With New DADT. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Aug. 24, 2017

Nobody cares what kind of underwear you wear. Hey there, Wonketariat! We’ve got a slew of newses for your today! Here’s some of the things we may be talking about today. The White House is expected to instruct the Pentagon to ban transgender troops in an effort to calm the fears of religious whackos terrified that openly trans troops will take over the government with pride parades, or … [Read more...]

Trump Wishes He Had A Doomsday Machine. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Aug. 10, 2017

He wishes. Well hell there, Wonketariat! We’re still alive, so that means Trump didn’t accidentally start WW III while trying to stave off his meat sweats with a diet cola. Until that happens, here’s some of the things may be talking about today! Nuclear weapons and policy experts are confident Trump doesn’t understand anything about the US nuclear arsenal, with one … [Read more...]

White House Long Knives Out For Murkowski. Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 27, 2017

WOAH, it is Thirsty Thursday already, Wonketariat! Here’s some of the things we may be talking about while day drinking. Trump is talking with his people about a recess appointment of a new AG if Sessions decides to “You’re Fired” himself. He’s really slamming that panic button hard, isn’t he? The GOP is warning Trump not to “You’re Fired” Jeff … [Read more...]

Donald Trump’s European Vacation. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 6, 2017

Morning Wonketariat! Here’s some of the things we may be talking about today. While you were sleeping, Trump criticized North Korea, CNN, and US intel agencies in a press conference with Polish President Andrzej Duda, and remarkably had mean things to say about Russia in Ukraine. Early this morning, Trump blathered behind a podium in front of an astroturf crowd some words about Poland in a … [Read more...]

Gianforte’s Thug Life. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 25, 2017

He sings folk songs. Morning Wonketariat! Here’s some of the things we may be talking about today. The GOPiece of Shit running for Montana’s lone house seat, Greg Gianforte, has been charged with a misdemeanor assault after bodyslamming Guardian reporter, Ben Jacobs. The Billings Gazette, The Missoulian, and the Helena Independent Record have yanked their endorsements out from under … [Read more...]

Mueller … Mueller … Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 18, 2017

Morning Wonketariat! Here’s some of the FIVE BILLION things we may be talking about today. Former FBI Director Robert Mueller has been appointed as special counsel by the Justice Department to investigate Trump-Russia stuff, which might not be a bad thing seeing as how he’s a career G-man-in-black with nothing to lose. How bad are things going to get for Trump’s White House now … [Read more...]

Trump Spying On U.S. Spies. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 16, 2017

Morning Wonkers! Here’s some of the stories we may be working on today! President Bannon and Donald Trump want their super rich friend who specializes in gutting businesses to “review” national intelligence agencies, a move scaring intel officials right out of their shoe-phones. The intel community is skipping over some details when it gives Donald Trump PDB’s because … [Read more...]

Cleveland’s Big, Gay Trumpkin Party Will Be Full Of Hate, Hair, And Pamela Geller

Dead Breitbart’s fabulous Trumpkin poster child for lady hating, Milo Yiannopoulos, will be using Cleveland to gather a cadre of D-List Bond villains to remind the world that they’re here, they’re queer, and they have enough white power to get rid of all the spooky Muslims. If you thought Milo’s college tour was a shit-show, … [Read more...]